Confirmed: Helen Mirren is Hot

Mirren on Mirren action at Madame Tussauds in London.
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Helen Mirren is an Oscar-winner and a Dame. According to certain episode of 30 Rock, she's also a wizard -- a theory we happen to support, even if it was founded by a fictional character. (How else to explain how good she looks in a bikini?)

Mirren's latest accomplishment? She's your Body of the Year for 2011.

Body of the Year, huh? It's a title you probably never heard of before now. (When -- oh, when -- will online polls sponsored by fitness club franchises earn the same gravitas as People's annual Most Beautiful list?!)

But 2,000 participants in an online survey sponsored by L.A. Fitness have spoken (or clicked), and -- as dodgy as the poll's pedigree may seem -- we fully endorse the results.

Mirren, 66, leads the ladies' list, her physique (and mastery of the rack-preserving arts) gaining her 17.65 per cent of the vote.

Trailing behind her are model Elle MacPherson (10.6 per cent); Kelly Brook (10.6 er cent); People's Most Beautiful Person of 2011 (at least in the face), Jennifer Lopez (6.6 per cent) and Cheryl Cole (5.35 per cent).

In the men's category, generally accepted hot-person David Beckham topped the list, beating out Daniel Craig, Johnny Depp, Brad Pitt and Peter Andre.

But more about Mirren, that master of time and sexxxiness. We've compiled a gallery of some of her hottest moments of hotness. Check it out.